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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:19:12 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Eric's Blog</title><link>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/</link><description></description><lastBuildDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:41:07 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>The 12 Days of DVR</title><dc:creator>Eric Dalen</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 01:26:35 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/2010/1/1/the-12-days-of-dvr.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">382373:4137764:6193856</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><br /><span style="font-size: 120%;">I went to record a TV show and the DVR put up a warning screen: "You do not have enough space to record this program."&nbsp; Huh?</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 120%;">So I go to check the recordings and find a huge list of . . . um . . . stuff my wife saved.&nbsp; It included:</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 120%;">12 All My Childrens<br />11 Desperate Housewives<br />10 Grey's Anatomys<br />9 Flash Forwards<br />8 Dirty Sexy Moneys<br />7 Mediums<br />6 20/20s<br /><br />5 CSI's<br /><br />4 Law &amp; Orders<br />3 Biggest Losers<br />2 and a Half Men<br />And an Oprah from last June</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 120%;">&nbsp;</span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-6193856.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Why I Like California</title><dc:creator>Eric Dalen</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 02:12:08 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/2009/7/23/why-i-like-california.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">382373:4137764:4727360</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Witness a tornado from an unusual perspective. Occurred in Illinois earlier this year. Watch, especially to the left -- the trees bend, debris in the air, and you can see the tornado pass from right to left. The trestles were moved out of alignment to the left 18 inches -- the tank car at the finale was a load of Ethylene Oxide. It takes about 30 seconds before the rain starts, so stick with it.</p>
<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.smort.org">Smort</a> for passing this along.</p>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/a-smEEHYdGQ&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/a-smEEHYdGQ&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-4727360.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Where's The Paper?</title><dc:creator>Eric Dalen</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 17:33:49 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/2009/7/18/wheres-the-paper.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">382373:4137764:4668164</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Ah, marriage. &nbsp;It's the little things that make you wonder.</p>
<p>No, I'm not going to do any kind of bashing, just kind of thinking out loud . . .</p>
<p>So, the printer is out of paper. &nbsp;I had a ream here . . . somewhere. &nbsp;I thought I knew where it was, but it's not there.</p>
<p>I asked my bride if she's seen it.</p>
<p>She says she "put it away."</p>
<p>Unfortunately, she doesn't remember where.</p>
<p>I will have to ask her -- in a nice way, of course -- if putting something away and hiding it are, to her, the same thing.</p>
<p>I also have to consider if putting something away might involve a trash receptacle. &nbsp;That might explain where my favorite baseball cap went.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-4668164.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>The Sirius XM iPhone App</title><category>Pandora</category><category>Satellite Radio</category><category>Sirius</category><category>Slacker</category><category>XM</category><dc:creator>Eric Dalen</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:14:19 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/2009/6/20/the-sirius-xm-iphone-app.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">382373:4137764:4393389</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>I am now going to do what millions of people in this world do on a regular basis . . .</p>
<p>Criticize something I do not own, use, or have any kind of input to actually change.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.ericdalen.com/storage/sirius-xm-app.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1245532672772" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.siriusxm.com/app">Sirius XM iPhone App</a>.</p>
<p>Long story short, my friend Scott got it, because he has an iPhone.&nbsp; Because I don't have an iPhone, Scott was kind enough to let me play with it for about half an hour.</p>
<p>I have been an <a href="http://www.xmradio.com">XM subscriber</a> for 4 years, so I know the service.&nbsp; This is an advantage only in that there is less of a learning curve compared to someone who hasn't had satellite radio.</p>
<p>First (and only) impressions:</p>
<ul>
<li>Easy and intuitive.&nbsp; I'm sure part of it is the iPhone, since that's how it is designed, but I had no problem figuring everything out.</li>
<li>Great sound.&nbsp; I mean, wow.&nbsp; Of course, I've spent most of my 4 years with XM listening to their broadcast from the satellites, and it hasn't been great.&nbsp; (Good, but not great.)&nbsp; The app audio quality is great.</li>
<li>Connection is stable.&nbsp; Of course, I was sitting in one spot the time I played with it, but I never lost a connection or got a "buffering" notice.&nbsp; (Scott said he has, usually when he went out of Wi-Fi range.)</li>
<li>Changing stations is a snap.&nbsp; Select a new one, and you're there in about five seconds.</li>
</ul>
<p>After hearing a lot about other iPhone music apps, Scott also showed me the ones from <a href="http://www.pandora.com">Pandora</a> and <a href="http://www.slacker.com">Slacker</a>, which I have listened to on my computer.&nbsp; Both were just as easy and intuitive, and had great sound, but changing stations is not as easy.&nbsp; In fact, I got lost, but that's probably because I just don't know the service that well.</p>
<p>One thing I can say, listening to XM, Pandora and Slacker online are the differences in the presentation.&nbsp; First, XM offers 120 stations, all of them going 24/7.&nbsp; If you put on the 60's station, you generally come in the middle of whatever song they're playing.&nbsp; Pandora and Slacker operate differently as they start the song from the beginning when you click the station.&nbsp; In essence, it's like an iPod except you don't get to pick the songs.</p>
<p>You can "personalize" the stations on Slacker and Pandora, but with Slacker you have to pay the annual $48 subscription to really fine-tune things and get rid of the commercials.&nbsp; At least they reduced the price -- it used to be $96/year.</p>
<p>The cost for listening to Sirius or XM on the Sirius XM app is $12.95/month ($155/year) if you're NOT a current Sirius XM satellite subscriber, and $2.99/month ($36/year) if you are.&nbsp; This means if you've got an iPhone, and no satellite radio subscription, and you're trying to decide between Slacker and XM, you might look at it like $48 vs. $155. &nbsp;I think Sirius XM would justify it by saying they have "exclusive" programming and specialty talk, news, comedy, sports and entertainment channels that Slacker or Pandora don't even offer.</p>
<p>(Edit -- Pandora offers a commercial-free upgrade for $36/year. &nbsp;It seems everyone is trying to price themselves in the same general area.)</p>
<p>I don't want this to be a XM vs. Pandora/Slacker thing, but only want to point out that they are apples and oranges in their approaches.&nbsp; True, they're all fruit, but different.</p>
<p>Pandora/Slacker, to me, are really iPod-like services that stream music to your phone or computer.&nbsp; It's not, technically, radio -- but you have <em>some</em> control over what you listen to on a particular station.&nbsp; Sirius XM <em>is </em>radio, but there is no control.&nbsp; I'm not sure I'm explaining this well, but if you've listened to all three, then you know what I'm talking about.&nbsp; (Sorry, that's lame if you haven't listened to them.)</p>
<p>Anyway, is this app enough to run out and get me an iPhone?&nbsp; Of course not.&nbsp; I still like my Samsung BlackJack even if it is a relic.&nbsp; But what I saw of the Sirius XM app, I liked it.</p>
<p>Two thumbs-up, and throw in my big toes while you're at it.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-4393389.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Facebookin'</title><dc:creator>Eric Dalen</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 04:12:00 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/2009/6/13/facebookin.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">382373:4137764:4388173</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.ericdalen.com/storage/facebook.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1245523715515" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Okay, so I don't post as often as I should, but I do post.&nbsp;  And now I've set my Facebook username so it's easier to find . . .</p>
<p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/ericdalen">http://www.facebook.com/ericdalen</a></p>
<p>Original, eh?</p>
<p>And remember, I can also be "followed" on Twitter:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.twitter.com/ericdalen">http://www.twitter.com/ericdalen</a></p>
<p>Too much of me, mayhaps.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-4388173.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Twitter -- A Useful Tool, or A Candy Bar on The Web?</title><dc:creator>Eric Dalen</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 23:45:00 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/2009/4/12/twitter-a-useful-tool-or-a-candy-bar-on-the-web.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">382373:4137764:4388172</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3lPpbPHNL5I/SeZzW-EQ_FI/AAAAAAAAALg/dr6hj2Tr3y8/s1600-h/twitter_logo_header.png" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325070447867395154" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 155px; height: 36px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3lPpbPHNL5I/SeZzW-EQ_FI/AAAAAAAAALg/dr6hj2Tr3y8/s400/twitter_logo_header.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />I joined Twitter reluctantly, seeing so many people posting what they had for lunch, and telling the world they were going to bed.</p>
<p>Fascinating.</p>
<p>After a couple of false starts, I began adding my . . . thoughts.  I shouldn't really qualify them as "thoughts" since I make most of them up, but that's what kept my interest.</p>
<p>My "real" life may not be as intriguing as the guy who had a turkey sandwich for lunch and has to get up early for a flight to Austin, but I won't let that get in my way!</p>
<p>(Is 77 followers good?)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.twitter.com/ericdalen">http://www.twitter.com/ericdalen</a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-4388172.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Windows Live Writer</title><dc:creator>Eric Dalen</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:32:00 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/2009/2/4/windows-live-writer.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">382373:4137764:4388171</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Okay, so I got this new software called Windows Live Writer.  It’s like an email program for blogs – I’m supposed to be able to post straight from it onto my Blogspot/Blogger account.  This is the first test.  Should I include a picture?</p>  <p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3lPpbPHNL5I/SeZxMoDnPfI/AAAAAAAAALY/l9Yhjx2MapI/s1600-h/angels.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 90px; height: 90px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3lPpbPHNL5I/SeZxMoDnPfI/AAAAAAAAALY/l9Yhjx2MapI/s400/angels.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325068071137132018" border="0" /></a> </p>  <p>If this posts correctly, I’ll be happy and use it.  If not, well, then you won’t be reading this, will you?</p>  <p>Eric <br/><a href="mailto:eric@ericdalen.com">eric@ericdalen.com</a></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-4388171.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Prostitutes For Peace</title><dc:creator>Eric Dalen</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:11:00 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/2008/12/27/prostitutes-for-peace.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">382373:4137764:4388169</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>So, the CIA is giving Afghan Chieftans Viagra to get their cooperation.  Apparently, it works better than money.  They love the little blue pill.<div><br/></div><div>Make love, not war.<br/><div><br/></div><div>But what if a Chieftan doesn't have someone to enjoy the Viagra with?<br/><div><br/></div><div>Here's an idea.  Let's round up our call girls, and instead of sticking them in jail, send them all to Kabul.  That would solve two problems -- prostitution in America, and the war in Afghanistan.  We'll ship airplane loads of ED medicine and raid the villages with hookers.  Maybe sneak a couple into Osama Bin Laden's camp and take care of his crankiness once and for all.</div><div><br/></div><div>Let's get on this right away!  Time is a-wasting!</div><div><br/></div><div>You can thank me later.</div><div><br/></div></div></div></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-4388169.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Zippity Doo Dah</title><dc:creator>Eric Dalen</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:10:00 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/2008/12/16/zippity-doo-dah.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">382373:4137764:4388170</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Wow, more than two months since I last posted, and I stole that one.  I should be arrested.<div><br/></div><div>Nevertheless, I'm not going to apologize for my lack of updates, chiefly because I'm not sorry.  <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.  </span>That, and you can't make me.</div><div><br/></div><div>I could offer some lame excuse about being "busy."  No, the truth is I didn't have anything interesting to say, so I didn't say it.  Even now, I'm having trouble justifying what I just wrote, so don't get me started.  (Nothing a little therapy and a six pack won't fix.)</div><div><br/></div><div>I will have something to update soon, so stayed tuned, if that is applicable, which it isn't.  Now I'm rambling, so I'll shut up now.</div><div><br/></div><div>Until next we meet . . .</div></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-4388170.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>A Message For Ladies</title><dc:creator>Eric Dalen</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 17:01:00 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/2008/10/2/a-message-for-ladies.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">382373:4137764:4388168</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; "><div>Ladies . . .</div><div><ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">Do you have feelings of inadequacy?</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">Do you suffer from shyness?</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?</span></li></ul></div><div>If you answered "Yes" to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); ">Chardonnay</span></span></span>. <br/></div><div>  </div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">Chardonnay</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; "> </span>is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">Chardonnay </span></span></span>can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. </div><div><br/></div><div>You will notice the benefits of <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">Chardonnay</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; "> </span>almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. </div><div><br/></div><div>Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">Chardonnay</span>.</span></div><div><br/></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">Chardonnay</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; "> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Chardonnay</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.</span></div><div><br/></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.</span></div><div><br/></div><div>Now you can be more like yourself, only louder and more giggly . . . with <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">Chardonnay</span>.</span></div><div><br/></div>-- <br/><a href="http://www.ericdalen.com">http://www.ericdalen.com</a><br/></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ericdalen.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-4388168.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>